Surpass those supressing surprises!
I am here now, the naughtiest netizen in town. I use my dorm mate's laptop and another dorm mate's internet to write this shit. Aside from drugs, sex, cigars and gambling, internet browsing is one of the vices. Yes, you read it right. It's a vice disguised in a helpless human gadget.
You can access the four obvious vices with a touch of a finger. It also create a sense of cautiousness to break those cookies or go incognito in Google Chrome. You can down a pill, eat that hard sausage, smoke that cigar or bet that card only with your eyes. If these make your mouth water, order all four in just one click. You can devour those graphic, in-your-face sins within your mind. You can kill a person with only one 'Like'.
Why am I playing devil's advocate to you?
I just want you to realize that they exist because of your own fault, silly.
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